A good friend of mine texted me this morning with excitement to share that her husband was going to buy her more personal training sessions as her Christmas present. This is a woman who, a year ago, would have ordered her husband to sleep on the couch if he bought her personal training in place of the latest designer handbag. She, more than anyone, is shocked at what a gym enthusiast she has become ever since she joined about 3 months ago and started training with a trainer. . I had texted my friend back that I could relate to her excitement completely since I felt like Christmas had come early for me after receiving a big box of supplements I had ordered from bodybuilding.com. It got me thinking about Christmas presents and eventually, much to the chagrin of my co-workers, I couldn’t resist belting out the Twelve Days of Christmas. Well belting out might be a stretch – I was humming. So I thought it would be fun to compile my own personal Twelve Days of Christmas!
On the first day of Christmas Ultimate Nutrition gave to me, a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 2nd day of Christmas the Vitamin Shoppe gave to me, two bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 3rd day of Christmas Foot Locker gave to me, 3 pairs of Nikes, two bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 4th day of Christmas Gordon Ramsey gave to me, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, two bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 5th day of Christmas Lululemon gave to me, 5 new workout outfits, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, two bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 6th day of Christmas the latest Flex Magazine gave to me, 6-pack abs, 5 new workout outfits, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of
Nikes, two bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 7th day of Christmas my suit designer gave to me, 7 new competition suits, 6-pack abs, 5 new workout outifts, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, 2 bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 8th day of Christmas my diet coach gave to me, 8 cheat meals, 7 new competition suits, 6-pack abs, 5 new workout outfits, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, 2 bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 9th day of Christmas my imaginary boyfriend gave to me, 9 swedish massages, 8 cheat meals, 7 new competition suits, 6-pack abs, 5 new workout outfits, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, 2 bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 10th day of Christmas my trainer gave to me, 10 pounds of muscle, 9 swedish massages, 8 cheat meals, 7 new competition suits, 6-pack abs, 5 new workout outfits, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, 2 bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 11th day of Christmas my boss gave to me, 11 bodybuilding.com gift cards , 10 pounds of muscle, 9 swedish massages, 8 cheat meals, 7 new competition suits, 6-pack abs, 5 new workout outfits, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, 2 bottles of L-
Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey.
On the 12th day of Christmas my blog readers gave to me, 12 new online nutrition clients, 11 bodybuilding.com gift cards, 10 pounds of muscle, 9 swedish massages, 8 cheat meals, 7 new competition suits, 6-pack abs, 5 new workout outfits, 4 personal chefs, 3 pairs of Nikes, 2 bottles of L-Carnitine, and a huge tub of Iso-Sensation Café Brazil Whey!
